Very Lazy day today spend most of it in the room just recouping. Woke up quite late around 9:30 am and quickly went downstairs for breakfast. Every day I am amused but the sights in the dining room, it's like being in BBC studios canteen and all the extras for casually are getting something to eat between filming lol. This morning there were 4 hair transplants (all at different stages), 2 nose jobs, one eye op an a woman who was walking like she'd sh1t herself so I am guessing she has either had a tummy tuck or lip or something.; Let's put it this way you wouldn't send her to the buffet for some porridge cos by the time she made it there and back it would be cold. Haven't seen Boob Job Kate yet around the hotel so hope she is okay.
There was a guy this morning at breakfast sat with 3 new guys who I think must be booked in for hair transplants. He looked well dodgy, had a foreign accent but I couldn't work out where from, he sounded like Borat. He was discussing with the 3 men about what would happen during the procedure, really loudly like he was selling used cars or something. I'm glad he didn't work for Clinic Centre and met me on the first day. He reminds me of the guy out of 'Taken' whose job it was to spot vulnerable tourists to be kidnapped. I would not have wanted to get in a van with him put it that way.
Some pics of today's healing situ>>>>>
Been in the room all day and the only English Channel they have on the TV is CNN. I feel like I know everything there is to know about Brexit, Yemin, some Chinese women who has been arrested in Canada and everything else they have been prattling on about on repeat all day. It's days like today when depressing soaps seem quite appealing for a bit of a break from this none stop look of news.
Had a light lunch today of cheese toast and fries (not really photo-worthy), brought up to the room by Zayn Malik. I dunno his name but he has his hair all blown up like this>>>>
It's probably a bit higher than in this pic it's bordering on Jedward territory. It was funny yesterday at breakfast cos his hair is normally all neat and quaffed and near but he clearly had got up late or had no hair gel yesterday cos it was all flopped and he kept constantly running his hands through it trying to salvage his look. I think he caught me watching him and probably thought, Okay I don't have problems compared to pincushion head guy.
Anyway, after lunch, I felt like I had some food stuck between my teeth but its hard to tell if it's just the fact I now had a bridge in the gap I once had and my tongue is on red alert thinking 'What the hell's this'?' But I defo thought there was sommat stuck in but I had no floss (need to defo get some cos after seeing Dr Dentist go at it I must need to floss). So I did that thing where you try and find sommat that you can pick yer teeth with, you know where you get a straw and make it flat and try and jam that in. Ive done it before though and what starts out as a small piece of meat in yer teeth just gets worse and worse, cos you use a wooden cocktail stick, and then a piece of the wood gets stuck in the gap instead. Next yer folding up bits of a crisp packet and then before you know it you've got a bloody chair leg stuck in there trying to get out all the other bits that got stuck. Decided to leave it be, whatever it was could always come in handy for a snack later ;-)
Had a text off Henry the organiser to say that I would be having my stitches out tomorrow at 3 pm and Emma would meet me in reception at about half 2. She's kind of growing on me now, with her skin-tight jeans and great big Doc Martin type boots, she looks like a golf club. One of the big wooden ones you clobber the ball with not a putter. Then once they are out I have no more procedures left, dunno what I will do with myself all day tomorrow lol.
Had dinner, oh by the way hours and hours have passed since I wrote I had lunch lol, Don't want you thinking I put my fork down and then ordered my next meal, I've been doing my admin for work all day. That's the beauty of technology these days all my info is stored in the cloud so I can access my files from anywhere, it's like magic or something :-)
Anyway, I had the Penne Arrabbiata cos I am getting a bit of a sniffle and thought the chillies would help with my immune system. JJEEESSSUUUSSSSS I don't know about clear my cold they would of cleared a room if I'd eaten them. I would been breaking wind all day and they would have gone through me like a Porsche. This is how many I left >>>>>>>
On the plus side, though Zayn brought my food up and look at the heart-shaped cucumber slices on my plate, I swear he put them out just for me lol. Wishful thinking.
Did the big reveal at 8pm UK time lol. I was thinking I would be sat there on my own but people must be nosey and not want to miss out so ended up 261 people viewing all in all. Not bad turn out for a guy from Oldham. I thank you. *Walks front of stage, takes bow* lol.
Okay so for those who missed the LIVE Video here's my teeth I'm really pleased with em>>>
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No here they are>>>>
And here is a quick video so you can see the hair and eyes progress etc>>>
Right, it's almost midnight here so I'm off to bed.